the-absolute-funniest-posts:

me

ofcarnivora:

Holy shit

dongtopus:

unfortunate-waitress:

se0ctopus:

Guy wanted me to make him a queen-size blanket.

Saying “I’ll do it for $800” is Big Dick Energy.

@l-space-explorer

so-doggone-funny:

bye

rockbusted:

maladaptive-dreamer:

Some of y’all haven’t become so disillusioned with your own reality that you spend years of your life daydreaming about entirely made up worlds and people and it shows

cradily:

why do we not fear crabs but we fear spiders and scorpions? crabs are like the weird aquatic love child of both and i dont understand

lumenflora:

lumenflora:

I see your “romantic relationships shouldn’t be more important than platonic relationships” and raise you “romantic relationships shouldn’t be rooted in anything but strong, healthy, and mutually rewarding friendships anyways”

i haven’t stopped seeing notes for this since I posted it and I just wanna reiterate: it’s really important that you don’t get romantically involved with people you can’t be friends with. Separating a romantic relationship from a platonic context is unhealthy. Your romantic partner/s should always be your friend/s.

theboywhoreadsbooks:

Me, looking back at how many books i used to read: I love that bitch, she was going places.

dynastylnoire:

blackqueerblog:

This dance teacher went viral for doing cartwheels in pink thigh-high boots to tackle bullying! 

Dremon Cooper is a 19-year-old from Washington, DC. He’s a dance teacher for an LGBT nonprofit called Casa Ruby.

Cooper told that he’s a goofy person who loves to laugh and make skits and, more recently, created a new superhero character. Cooper says the name of the character is Super Bitch, but fans have started to call the superhero “Him Possible.” The character was created to show that bullying and violence are not OK.

I’m convince those boots have super powers ♥️❤️

Information source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/ikrd/super-bitch-him-possible?origin=shp

WE LOVE YOU COOPER!!!

cameoappearance:

“ok, new plan”

skinny-sweet-dreams:

i-want-to–be-wanted:

yellow-thorned-rose:

kezia-kawaii:

getlostpeeves:

leradny:

penprp:

ghostkwan:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

ashashi-corner:

flargahblargh:

violaslayvis:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

yo-daddys-my-bitch:

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

10 of Pentz came thruuu

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

It fucking WORKED.

give me money

i can’t afford to breathe

Hopefully my tax refund is enough to help me get by this semester ✨

sorry guys

Have to

hugewitches:

hugewitches:

Tumblr, i am begging you, please stop advertising me Nutt Butter™. i promise, i am not the target demographic. I Do Not Need Any Nutt Butter™

I have no Nutts to Butter™ please stop this

oreoprince:

listen……. ‘my love’ is literally the strongest and greatest pet name in existence. there is literally nothin better than somone callin you that….. especially when things are soft and quiet and they look at you with utter adoration and whisper “what’s the matter, my love??” or “i hope everything is okay with you, my love” like oh my god?? let me marry you already

marsixm:

hey if ur reading this and ur in a bad spot mentally or anything i hope u feel better soon and have a good day ✨⭐️✨